We aspire to erudition here at Culture Snob. Not today.
Our task: Re-cast The A-Team for a feature film and a new audience.
We’ll go the Miami Vice playing-it-straight route. No cheeky humor. No cameos.
Our dream cast is a little unhinged, and a lot dangerous. Being enlightened, our team is more racially balanced, and we’ve even added a girl. Sort of. He’s got the cheekbones, delicate features, sensuous mouth, and penetrating eyes of a beautiful woman, at least. Inevitably, he will play charmer Templeton “Faceman” Peck.
My attempt, with no attention paid to cost or feasibility, but with an eye toward each performer’s history, follows.
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