Robert Zemeckis’ Contact is a triumph of short-form —
What’s that?
Yes, I’m aware that Contact isn’t exactly short, but the Screen Actors Guild defines a feature film as a movie of 80 minutes or longer, and Contact’s 53-minute running —
Pardon me?
Yes, I know that Contact was 150 minutes long when it played in movie theaters. I’m not talking about that movie. It was terrible and interminable.
My version uses the same source material but starts at the 33-minute, 25-second mark and ends at one hour, 26 minutes, and five seconds. It’s a marvel of economy and —
Yes, as a matter of fact I do think you can chop off the first half-hour and the last hour of the theatrical version without losing —
What? You liked all that backstory and preface? You thought it was necessary? And you were satisfied with the way the movie dragged on, and ended &mdash and then ended again?
Now shut up and let me explain myself.

That's Just Nitpicking, Isn't It?