Band Name Project

You hear it and you cringe immediately. Who the fuck thought of that stupid-ass name?

"Clap Your Hands Say Yeah"? Clap your hands learn to punctuate run-on sentences assholes. Or learn to use a damned conjunction.

"Dogs Die in Hot Cars"? Public-service slogans do not a band name make.

So Culture Snob here offers free band names to whoever wants them. The goal is create the ultimate database of potential band names, to avoid travesties such as those cited above.

That's not to say these are any good.

Feel free to add your own or variations on names already listed here. Two rules: Try to keep them in alphabetical order; and do not delete the contributions of others.

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The names:

132 Gravy Boats
Air Is the Enemy
Angry Hippopotamus
Animated Losers
Anus of God
Asparagus Monkeys
Ass on Fire
Box of Kelp (Note: Bride of Culture Snob requires payment or sexual favors for use of this name.)
Cookies and Beer
Death by Urine
Dirty Anus
Don't Feed the Reaper
Filthy Goose
Gathering Sentiment
Glass Boy
Hedgehog Coup
Impossible at Best
Mr. Bones or Bust
Noisy for Rain
Pants Are Missing
Pink Giggles
Poop Celebration
Purse Full of Haggis
Random Dog
Rubber Colt and the Blue Butts
Seat Belts for Dogs
Seaweed Decoy
Syllabic Details
Toilet Moth
The Wrong Side of Cute